I haven't mentioned it explicitly, but I'm sure some readers have detected the influence of Bob Zany in my posts. You can find his website, a clever parody of late 90s web design, here. Bob is something of a trailblazer, with his 'fix the joke, baybee' being a good example of pre-Twitter and social media crowdsourcing.
This inspired today's feature, 'I broke the joke, baybee!' You readers at home can play along after these examples to get you inspired.
Q: Which way to Carnegie Hall?
My wife, for example...please.
A guy asked me if I wanted a frozen banana. I said sure, but I'm not going to eat it until it thaws out.
A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks: 'why so glum, chum?'
I would not belong to a club that didn't have me as a member.
Get the idea? Post your broken jokes in the comments!