Friday, December 10, 2004

The 7 Habits of Highly Effective People, 2004 Edition

44% of American adults are on drugs.

The 7 habits are now:
  1. Prozac - www.prozac.com
  2. Strattera - www.strattera.com
  3. Lexapro - www.lexapro.com
  4. Viagra - www.viagra.com
  5. Xanax - www.drugs.com/xanax.html
  6. Ritalin - www.drugs.com/ritalin.html
  7. Lorazepam - www.psyweb.com/Drughtm/ativan.html
Sorry Jack Daniels, you're not on the list.

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